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Aging like fine wine… or maybe like that leather jacket you finally broke in.

 

This rich, sultry candle is all about celebrating the glow-up you’ve earned—with a luxurious blend of patchouli, cedarwood, amber, and musk. It’s warm, smooth, and just a little bit sexy—kind of like you.

 

Scent profile:

  • Patchouli – earthy and grounding

  • Cedarwood – warm and woodsy sophistication

  • Amber – golden and inviting

  • Musk – smooth, sensual, and unforgettable

 

Safety Notes:

  • Burn within sight—don’t let your candle outshine you.

  • Keep away from flammable items and clingy exes.

  • Not for use as birthday candles unless you enjoy fire hazards.

 

Best enjoyed with your favorite drink, a cozy blanket, and the knowledge you’re only getting better with time.

 

Own your glow-up—light it, love it, live it.

"Getting Older, Wiser, Hotter, and Softer" Soy Wax Candle

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 1 review
$24.99Price
Quantity
  • 100% Organic Soy Wax, Patchouli Fragrance Oil, Cedarwood Fragrance Oil, Amber Fragrance Oil, Musk Fragrance Oil, and Wooden wick.

Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 1 review
1 review

  • AnnieDec 19, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Great Buy!

    Smells amazing and makes my space so cozy. The label is pretty funny too!

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    Store Owner
    Dec 30, 2025

    So happy our candle is cozying up your space and giving you a little laugh with the label.🕯️😄

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